Question 2

Z'up, Dr. Phyllis? Help?
Ok. If your bf's a crackhead, you dump him. If your boss is a pathological liar, you quit and find a new job. If your roomie's a bigass clepto, cut da b and kick her out. Whadaya do if your own brother is all of the above---WTF?
Hella Pissy Me.


Hellerr Pissy,
You sound like you have a good head on your shoulders! I would just like to add a few details to the above mentioned situations. You should indeed dump the crackhead boyfriend. Of course, this is only after you destroy his stash and call his momma and or the Popo. Got a crazy lyin' boss? Well find a new BETTER job then go over your former boss' head and tell the real boss what's really up with their employee. Backstabbing clepto roomate? I would indeed advise you to cut the biatch but only after procuring last month and this month's rent and utilities in addition to switching the tables up and stealing your own belongings back before kicking the crazy biatch out of your house, AND changing the locks.

Now to answer your question: "What if your brother is all of the above"? I mean really something is wrong with this picture. Now you may be trying to test my skills here but have no fear cause I GOT THIS!

I know family is blood and blah blah blah. But LOOK, if my brother was smokin the crack, stealing from what little money I had, and lying: I would sit him down and have a come to Jesus talk and let him know what was really up. If that didn't work I would check his bootay into a clinic to decrackify. If he breaks out of the clinic or relapses then it's GOODAY to you brother. 3 strikes and you're out! It may sound harsh but he will never get better if you just enable him. Hope that helps. Goodday!
~Amanda P. aka Dr. Phyllis

First question

I have a question:

  In your esteemed opinion Dr. Phyllis, why do some people climb a tree to tell a lie rather than stand on the ground and tell the truth?
   Signed,
       Just Curious in California


Hellerrr Curious,
      Thanks for the email. You're the first! Everyone lies you just notice the people who climb trees and lie because they're in trees with their butts hanging out. Some people believe it they if they elevate themselves and spread their crap loudly more people will believe them. Obviously, people do fall for this- hellerr Washington- but be smart and think for yourself! GOODDAY. ~Amanda P aka. Dr. Phyllis

Hellerrr

I was told I should start a blog because I have a gift for problem solving/advising/saying what's really up. Basically, I'm not afraid to tell you how it really is. So feel free to e-mail me (heller.amandap@gmail.com) or leave a comment if you need advice or have a situation you may need another opinion on. Goodday!